Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.

Richard (David Spade)

6 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:14:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- You two take coach. Oh, and could you handle the announcements?

- Okey dokey. No problemo.

- They're gonna know we're bogus.

- Relax! You get on the horn. I throw some peanuts at 'em. We'll be in Chicago before you know it.

- Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here.

- Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.

- Exits! Ok, there's one back here, and there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually.

- And what about seat belts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end.

- You know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer cause you are a retard.

- OK, and life preservers. These we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.

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