We're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman.
8 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:53:36 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Kitchen's closed until dinner. I just got cold stuff and desserts.
- Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot.
- Let me check. Yup, it's closed.
- Okay. I'll just have a sugar packet or two.
- Helen.
- That's nice. You look like a Helen.
- We're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman.
- Let's say I go into some guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something.
- Well, then I get all excited, I'm like Jo-Jo, the idiot circus-boy, with a pretty new pet.
- The pet is my possible sale.
- Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you! So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it.
- Yeah, I love it, I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty.
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