How'd you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy out-of-work bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep?

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

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10 seconds sound clip from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Come on, it's a great sport. And it's virtually impossible to get pregnant while doing it. If you catch my drift.

- You're disgusting. I'll die before I go anywhere with you.

- It's gonna be fun.

- They have rent-a-shoes.

- And rent-a-foot-disease.

- We've done the battle of the wills. The deck's stacked in my favor. You're just gonna lose again.

- How'd you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy out-of-work bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep?

- See you in the car.

(MIMICS SHAVER BUZZING)

- There you go. Now, this is a bowling ball.

- How you doing? I've never seen you here before. I know about everybody. That's why they call me Pal.

- Buy you a beer?

[...]

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Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)

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