No, no, no, but I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids.
— Buck Russell (John Candy)
6 seconds sound clip from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:47:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I'm looking after them. I'm the uncle. Buck Russell's my name.
- Great, listen, I'm sorry I'm late. I was at this all-night bachelorette party.
- Need any dildo jokes? Wham! I'm the guy!
- What did you have? A few drinks this morning? Huh? I think you did, didn't you?
- Who are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?
- No, no, no, but I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids.
- I don't have to take any shit from you.
- You know who I am? In the field of local live home entertainment, I'm a God!
- Get in your mouse and get out of here.
- Hey, you, let me tell you something, you low-life, lying, four-flushing sack of shit.
(CLOWN MAKES FUNNY NOISES AFTER BEING HIT)
[...]
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Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)
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