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Not to kill. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Woosh! The elbow. Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Whoo.

15 seconds sound clip from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:51:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug?

- It's an ax?

- Sort of. Yeah. Yeah. I got one in the car if you'd like to see it.

- I'll pass.

- Fair enough.

- I like to carry it. You never know when you're gonna need it.

- A situation may come up, say, for example, someone's been drinking and about to drive a loved one home, then I like to know I have it.

- Not to kill. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Woosh! The elbow. Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Whoo.

- You got both kneecaps?

- I like to keep mine razor-sharp, too. Sharp enough you can shave with them.

- Why, I've been known to circumcise a gnat.

- You're not a gnat, are you, Bug? Wait a minute. Bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity there? Whoa! I think there is.

- You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back.

[...]

Uncle Buck (1989) Sound Clip

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Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)

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