Stand me up today, and tomorrow I'll drive you to school in my robe and pajamas and walk you to your first class.
10 seconds sound clip from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:24:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Are you really this stupid? I said I would get a ride. I always get a ride.
- I'll just call the school, find out what time, and I'll meet you right here.
- I'm stunned that I'm related to you.
- You get the pole out of your keister, we'll get along just fine.
- Did you ever have anyone embarrass you like this?
- No.
[...]