7 Movie Quotes about Constipation (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about constipation, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Did that say Grand Central Station or my aunt's constipation?

Ben Stiller as Alex The Lion in Madagascar

2 That's it! I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

Wayne Knight as Tantor in Tarzan (1999)

3 Ohh! I'm no longer constipated.

Ewan McGregor as Mark Renton in Trainspotting (1996)

4 Just been bound up lately. It's driving me crazy. I've been eating a lot of cheese, for some reason. I don't know what it is, I've got a craving for the stuff.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

5 Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit is fading away and the suppositories have yet to melt.

Ewan McGregor as Mark Renton in Trainspotting (1996)

6 Eat it on the 4th of July, by the 18th, everybody in the whole neighborhood trying to get to the bathrooms.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

7 Yeah, we feed them to the cows when they're constipated.

Geena Davis as Dottie Hinson in A League of Their Own