187 Movie Quotes about Cooking (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: May 24, 2026

Memorable quotes about cooking, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.

Todd Barbee as Charlie Brown in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)

42 No one's going in the kitchen till I know what's happening.

Craig T. Nelson as Steven in Poltergeist (1982)

43 Goose! They're cooking goose down there!

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo The Rat in The Muppet Christmas Carol

44 Do not stop turning that spit. That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppet Christmas Carol

45 Can ya make lapple dumplins... Uh, lumple dapplins...? -Apple dumplin's! -Oh, yes, yes. Crapple dumplins?

Roy Atwill as Doc Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1938)

46 Ach! You obviously have never studied the art of cuisine. -As a matter of fact, I haven't, sir. Was this Cuisine fellow a good artist?

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, Augie Doggie; Yogi Bear in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

47 Matter of factly, I don't know exactly when, but sooner or later you're gonna be hanging around and want my cooking again.

Hattie McDaniel as Aunt Tempe in Song of the South (1946)

48 Matter of factly I expected you exactly then, 'cause sooner or later I know you'll be hanging around and want my cooking again. But you ain't gonna get it.

Hattie McDaniel as Aunt Tempe in Song of the South (1946)

49 There is a saying that you can't unscramble eggs.

Roddy McDowall as VINCENT LF-396 in The Black Hole (1979)

50 Well, that's something I can help you with! I can cook! -If you count pouring cereal.

Joey Zimmerman as Dylan Piper; Kimberly J. Brown as Marnie Piper in Halloweentown