28 Movie Quotes about Crucifixion (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 12, 2025

Memorable quotes about crucifixion, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Crucify him.

James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom in Conan the Barbarian (1982)

2 What will they do to me? -Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. -Crucifixion? -Yeah, first offense.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

3 Oh yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion, this country'd be in a right bloody mess.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

4 Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death. -Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.

John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian

5 Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today? -139, sir. -Special celebration. Passover, sir. -Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

6 Next? Crucifixion? -Yes. -Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

7 Uh, look. It's not my cross. -What? -Um, it's not my cross. I was, um, holding it for someone.

Quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian

8 Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified! See if I care. I might have known...

Terry Jones in Monty Python's Life of Brian

9 You would not find me suitable. Because my first official act would be to have you all crucified.

Alec Guinness as Marcus Aurelius in The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964)

10 I was telling the story of the Crucifixion to some Mongolian tribesmen.

Barbara Stanwyck as Megan Davis in The Bitter Tea of General Yen (1933)

28 Movie Quotes about Crucifixion (+ Sound Clips)

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