- Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?
- 139, sir.
- Special celebration. Passover, sir.
- Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

— (Michael Palin)

13 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:10:12.467 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What? No, that's not what I meant at all!

- You're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty.

- Right.

- Stop it.

- Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money.

- A what?

- But this time, I guawantee you will not escape.

- Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?

- 139, sir.

- Special celebration. Passover, sir.

- Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

- Hail Caesar!

- Hail.

- The crowd outside are getting a bit restless, sir. Permission to disperse them, please.

- Disperse them? But I haven't addressed them yet.

- I know, sir, but...

- My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend Biggus Dickus has come all the way from Wome just to hear it.

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