89 Cynical Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 8

Updated: Aug 19, 2025

A selection of cynical quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 We don't like beating people, not even kids. We wait until they grow up, then we shoot them.

Wayne in Shottas

72 Walter, I love you, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

73 You don't have to apologize. Everybody's got an angle.

Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace in White Christmas (1954)

74 Son, if you're as happy as your mother and I have been, my heart bleeds for you.

Quote from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

75 I suppose all the hookers will go into mourning. -Yeah, wear black underwear.

Quote from The Front Page (1974)

76 No, I mean the big, worldwide epidemics. -But if I have to wait for a worldwide epidemic... -I've seen two. One in 1889 and the last one in 1918. -You did fairly well out of them? -Oh yes...

Robert Morley as Dr Knock in Dr Knock (1954)

77 An accident. Knocked over by a car, here in front of the house. Have seen it myself. Killed at once, immediately. Already in hell, or in heaven.

Quote from The Third Man (1949)

78 Why should you care what's happening? You're dying. I have to go on living, and you don't give a hoot in hell what happens! Why should you? You won't be here!

Quote from The Shootist

79 Oh, if I were as cynical as you, I'd hang myself. -I'd be too cynical to trust the rope.

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton in Knock on Any Door (1949)

80 Whoa now. The world's a pretty big place. -Made up of stupid little people.

Glenn Ford as Johnny Farrell in Gilda (1946)