Well, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they?
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Scrooge Mcduck
8 seconds sound clip from the Mickey's Christmas Carol movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:05:56 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Hm. Yes, what can I do for you two gentlemen?
- Sir, we are soliciting funds for the indigent and destitute.
- We're collecting for the poor.
- Oh! Aha.
- Well, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they?
- And if they're not poor anymore, then you won't have to raise money for them anymore.
- And if you don't have to raise money for them anymore, then you would be out of a job.
- Oh, please, gentlemen, don't ask me to put you out of a job. Not on Christmas Eve!
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