418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 10

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91 You didn't leave the girl down in the cave long enough.

Geraldine Page as Madame Medusa; Geraldine Page in The Rescuers (1977)

92 Yeah, it's a pretty nice place. Better than a lot of graveyards I've hung out in.

Quote from Halloweentown

93 But Satan rules the universe. I made a pact with him.

Vincent Price as Prince Prospero in The Masque of the Red Death

94 Mary had a little lamb... BUT I ATE IT!

Quote from Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

95 He was my father my entire life. We were friends. I loved him. And now he's dead... except for his hair and nails, dead.

Steve Oedekerk as The Chosen One and most of the original cast's voices in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

96 So which way you taking? Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge? -Suicide Trail? -Good choice. More snakes, less quicksand.

Quote from The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

97 Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

John Lithgow as Lord Farquaad in Shrek (2001)

98 An Ode to Spring. How do you Spell massacre? -Uh. M-A-S-S-A-C-R-E. A...C... -R-E. Thank you.

Margot Kidder as Lois Lane in Superman (1978)

99 So, what kind of agony do you have in store for me?

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

100 Well, I'd love to stay and watch the fun, but I have to go and establish my alibi. Arrivederci.

Anthony Quinn as Tony Vivaldi in Last Action Hero