309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

91 So which way you taking? Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge? -Suicide Trail? -Good choice. More snakes, less quicksand.

Bob Newhart as Bernard in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

92 I'd better find my other eye. -Where'd you leave it this time? -Someplace dark. And dusty.

Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head; Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 3

93 Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

94 While everybody else is opening up their presents, they're opening up their wrists.

Phoebe Cates as Kate Beringer in Gremlins

95 My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain.

Vincent Price as Professor Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective

96 It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

97 This guy here is dead. Cross him off, then.

Tom Berenger as Taylor in Major League (1989)

98 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say let them crash.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

99 I was never happy as a child. Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? To me, it was a living hell.

Robert Stack as Capt. Rex Kramer in Airplane (1980)

100 I'm about to be ripped apart by the family dog.

Donald Pleasence as Dr. Sam Loomis in Halloween (1978)

309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

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