291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 10

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

91 So which way you taking? Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge? -Suicide Trail? -Good choice. More snakes, less quicksand.

Quote from The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

92 Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?

Quote from Addams Family Values

93 While everybody else is opening up their presents, they're opening up their wrists.

Phoebe Cates as Kate Beringer in Gremlins

94 My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain.

Vincent Price as Professor Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective

95 It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

96 This guy here is dead. Cross him off, then.

Quote from Major League (1989)

97 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say let them crash.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

98 I was never happy as a child. Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? To me, it was a living hell.

Robert Stack as Capt. Rex Kramer in Airplane (1980)

99 I'm about to be ripped apart by the family dog.

Quote from Halloween (1978)

100 You send that many, don't forget one thing. -What? -A good supply of body-bags!

Richard Crenna as Colonel Samuel "Sam" Trautman in Rambo 1 - First Blood