355 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 Yesterday I announced on this program that I was going to commit public suicide. Admittedly, an act of madness. Well, I'll tell you what happened. I just ran out of _.

Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network (1976)

82 Oh God, it's so good to see you! I thought they blew you up!

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

83 But Satan rules the universe. I made a pact with him.

Vincent Price as Prince Prospero in The Masque of the Red Death

84 Yeah, it's a pretty nice place. Better than a lot of graveyards I've hung out in.

Kimberly J. Brown as Marnie Piper in Halloweentown

85 Mary had a little lamb... BUT I ATE IT!

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

86 He was my father my entire life. We were friends. I loved him. And now he's dead... except for his hair and nails, dead.

Steve Oedekerk as The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

87 If we move quickly and there are no survivors, then who can testify?

Bruce Lee as Dubbed In English By Unknown Actor in Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

88 I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. -Who wouldn't?

Harold Ramis as Egon Spengler; Bill Murray as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters II

89 I always think everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive.

Chris Sarandon as Prince Humperdinck in The Princess Bride (1987)

90 Um... Oh! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies?

Phyllis Smith as Sadness in Inside Out