337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 Mary had a little lamb... BUT I ATE IT!

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

82 He was my father my entire life. We were friends. I loved him. And now he's dead... except for his hair and nails, dead.

Steve Oedekerk as The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

83 If we move quickly and there are no survivors, then who can testify?

Bruce Lee as Dubbed In English By Unknown Actor in Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

84 I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. -Who wouldn't?

Harold Ramis as Egon Spengler; Bill Murray as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters II

85 I always think everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive.

Chris Sarandon as Prince Humperdinck in The Princess Bride (1987)

86 Um... Oh! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies?

Phyllis Smith as Sadness in Inside Out

87 An Ode to Spring. How do you Spell massacre? -Uh. M-A-S-S-A-C-R-E. A...C... -R-E. Thank you.

Margot Kidder as Lois Lane in Superman (1978)

88 And two, how exactly are you going to snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

89 Well, I'd love to stay and watch the fun, but I have to go and establish my alibi. Arrivederci.

Anthony Quinn as Tony Vivaldi in Last Action Hero

90 However, look, we can offer you a special new service, whereby the remains are placed inside a rocket, and fired into space.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965)

337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

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