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418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 42

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411 That _! He ain't treating me right. I'm still riding a motorcycle, after all the people I've killed for him!
Quote from Shottas

412 No, I mean the big, worldwide epidemics. -But if I have to wait for a worldwide epidemic... -I've seen two. One in 1889 and the last one in 1918. -You did fairly well out of them? -Oh yes...
Robert Morley as Dr Knock in Dr Knock (1954)

413 Only party I'll be smiling at is the one that sees you at the end of a rope.
Quote from Back to the Future Part III

414 Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing. And send in the infantry and cavalry.
Quote from Braveheart (1995)

415 Well, how's the hanging, there? -Well, his neck didn't hardly stretch a foot.
Quote from The Westerner (1940)

416 But the thought of her decapitated head actually upset me, so I decided not to do it.
Quote from The Dictator (2012)

417 This? This is the new coffin. I don't like to see anybody buried naked. I don't, I just don't.
Quote from The Comedy of Terrors

418 Children! Cut that out. This is a hospital. -Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.
Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

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