418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 41

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401 Oh, don't imagine that you're going to die of it today or tomorrow. No, no, we can take our time.

Robert Morley as Dr Knock in Dr Knock (1954)

402 Must get lonely here. -No. I have many friends, but they don't bother me with talk.

Dennis O’Keefe in The Leopard Man (1943)

403 Can I ask you a question? -What? -How can we all have died at the same time? -The salmon mousse.

John Cleese; Michael Palin in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

404 But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. -Not if you count the gurgling sound.

405 First you find a little thread, little thread leads you to a string, and the string leads you to a rope, and from the rope you hang by the neck.

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

406 Oh, sure, I can understand that, Judge, but come on, death for running a stop sign? -And for being a banker. That's the double death.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Dan Aykroyd as Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

407 Mr. Management, what are you trying to do? Embalm us while we're still alive?

Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

408 B.B., I lost three of my best men in there. Now, I'm asking you as a favor. -_. You're asking me to be the fourth.

Jim Kelly as Black Belt Jones in Black Belt Jones (1974)

409 Attention: Anyone seeking a vital weakness of his or her enemy contact box 501.

Quote from Superman (1948)

410 When Charlie knows he's got a nice box to be buried in, he's just as brave as hell.

Jim Hutton as Sgt. Petersen in The Green Berets (1968)