407 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 41

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

401 No, I mean the big, worldwide epidemics. -But if I have to wait for a worldwide epidemic... -I've seen two. One in 1889 and the last one in 1918. -You did fairly well out of them? -Oh yes...

Robert Morley as Dr Knock in Dr Knock (1954)

402 Only party I'll be smiling at is the one that sees you at the end of a rope.

Quote from Back to the Future Part III

403 Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing. And send in the infantry and cavalry.

Quote from Braveheart (1995)

404 Well, how's the hanging, there? -Well, his neck didn't hardly stretch a foot.

Quote from The Westerner (1940)

405 But the thought of her decapitated head actually upset me, so I decided not to do it.

Quote from The Dictator (2012)

406 This? This is the new coffin. I don't like to see anybody buried naked. I don't, I just don't.

Quote from The Comedy of Terrors

407 Children! Cut that out. This is a hospital. -Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)