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391 Oh, we're gonna die in here! -Hey, now, that's what they said at The Alamo.

Patrick Warburton as Wolf W. Wolf; Cory Edwards as Twitchy in Hoodwinked!

392 You know, an old man came here once to see his dear departed and he fell down these stairs. It was quite amusing. He came to pay his last respects and he remained to share them. Oh, quite amusing, yeah.

Quote from Horror of Dracula (1958)

393 How many bodies are in here usually? -Well, you know, you don't want to be overstocked. Kind of like the restaurant business, you don't want your inventory to lose its freshness.

James Karen as Frank Johnson; Thom Mathews as Freddy Hanscom in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

394 We could go fool around in there for a while. -You mean that cemetery? Ahh. -Oh, let's do that.

Linnea Quigley as Trash in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

395 You just can't burn animals alive. It's just too hideous. At least let me kill them first. Take 'em out in the parking lot, and put 'em out of their misery.

Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

396 The embalming room has steel shutters. -Well, let's get the hell back to the embalming room then. Come on.

Clu Gulager as Burt Wilson; Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

397 What can I do for you, sir? -Captain Robbins, homicide. -Why, captain I haven't murdered anyone in a month of Sundays.

Quote from Bride of the Monster (1955)

398 Someone made a tape of something dying or something.

Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

399 I'm about to be ripped apart by the family dog.

Quote from Halloween (1978)

400 You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)