418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 39

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381 Reassemble. -Huh? -Reassemble.- I can't reassemble him. You squashed him. He's dead.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

382 I hate my life. -I hate your life too. -If I had a life, I'd hate it.

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo The Rat; The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

383 Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar. -Are we lucky or what?

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo The Rat; The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

384 It's all right, you don't have to thank me. Maybe I'll take your life one day.

Quote from The Shaolin Heroes (1980)

385 Great! We're stuck here until we shrivel up and die. -Highly improbable. -That's a relief. -We're far more likely to drown. -Oh, no!

David Thewlis as Mr. Earthworm; Simon Callow as Mr. Grasshopper in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

386 We're gonna be frozen like living statues. -Dead living statues.

Simon Callow as Mr. Grasshopper; David Thewlis as Mr. Earthworm in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

387 Ain't that right, sir? The graveyard is two blocks to the left, okay?

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

388 I tell you, I never saw dead people smoke before.

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

389 The Mizumo have several levels of dead. Someone's not dead until they're completely dead.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly in Congo (1995)

390 What do you mean from now on? The doctor said this is temporary. -Maybe, unless... unless you go and get killed in the meantime.

Christine Cavanaugh as Gosalyn Mallard; Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)