418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 38

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371 Somebody has got a real morbid sense of humor. I wouldn't go that far. -Morbid? -Sense of humor.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight; Patricia McPherson as Bonnie Barstow in Knight Rider (1982)

372 Is anyone hurt? -Everyone is fine. -Yeah, but our musher hit his head and he didn't get up. -And he's not movin'.

Quote from Balto (1995)

373 If you had enough money, you'd kill yourself in a month.

Howard da Silva as Nat in The Lost Weekend (1945)

374 One day your guy gets wise to himself and gets back that gun. Or, if he's only got a buck then, he goes up to the Empire State Building, way up on top and then... Or he can do it for a nickel, in a subway under a train.

Howard da Silva as Nat in The Lost Weekend (1945)

375 It's like the doctor was just telling me, Delirium is a disease of the night. Good night.

Quote from The Lost Weekend (1945)

376 Stop talking about him as if he were dead. -Best thing for you if he was.

Jane Wyman as Helen St. James in The Lost Weekend (1945)

377 I'm so hungry, I could eat the waitress.

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

378 And the guy went out with a virgin for six months. And on their wedding night, when they got married, they wanted to consummate the marriage, the woman wouldn't let him. And in the morning, they found the guy dead in the bed next to her.

Quote from Easy Money (1983)

379 Was Julius okay? -After being thrown out the window? Of course he wasn't okay. He lived, if that's what you mean.

Quote from Matilda (1996)

380 What's so safe about blowing people up?

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)