378 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 38

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

371 That _! He ain't treating me right. I'm still riding a motorcycle, after all the people I've killed for him!

Ky-Mani Marley as Biggs in Shottas

372 No, I mean the big, worldwide epidemics. -But if I have to wait for a worldwide epidemic... -I've seen two. One in 1889 and the last one in 1918. -You did fairly well out of them? -Oh yes...

Robert Morley as Dr Knock in Dr Knock (1954)

373 Only party I'll be smiling at is the one that sees you at the end of a rope.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part III

374 Well, how's the hanging, there? -Well, his neck didn't hardly stretch a foot.

Gary Cooper as Cole Harden in The Westerner (1940)

375 But the thought of her decapitated head actually upset me, so I decided not to do it.

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

376 Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing. And send in the infantry and cavalry.

Mel Gibson as William Wallace in Braveheart (1995)

377 This? This is the new coffin. I don't like to see anybody buried naked. I don't, I just don't.

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull in The Comedy of Terrors

378 Children! Cut that out. This is a hospital. -Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)