418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 37

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361 You see, I suffer from insomnia. -Did you ever try 40 sleeping pills?

Otto Preminger as Colonel von Scherbach; Don Taylor as James Dunbar in Stalag 17 (1953)

362 What are those? -Little black flowers that grow in the sky.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry; Virginia Mayo as Marie Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

363 Why do we never see you? -I have all I need here. Drink and drugs and no friends. I've had too many friends.

Quote from The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

364 Why someone would murder a 23-year-old college professor was beyond me. Maybe he delivered just one too many lectures on the Boxer Rebellion.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989)

365 Put a bottle in his pocket and float him.

Malik Carter as Pinky in Black Belt Jones (1974)

366 Were. You really think he's... past tense? -Well, it certainly seems possible. -Oh, it would be wonderful.

Herbert Lom as Inspector Charles Dreyfus in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

367 Slow down. I know the men in that ambulance. -I don't. I have no desire to.

Noel Neill as Lois Lane in Superman (1948)

368 I'd like to give you a break, preferably a leg or an arm.

Quote from Superman (1948)

369 What are you doing here? How did you get in? That's trespassing! -No, it's not. It's breaking and entering.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

370 You don't think that she...? -Let's put it this way. If they hung people for circumstantial evidence right now she'd be slowly twisting in the wind.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)