418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 36

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351 It's-a my own chef's salad-a. The Mafia Machiavelli Special. I make-a it with poison ivy, toadstools and poison berries. Oh, it's-a good, no?

Quote from Mad Monster Party? (1967)

352 No, wait, wait! Don't kill yourself. -Who's gonna kill myself? I only said that because I didn't think anyone could hear me.

Quote from Mad Monster Party? (1967)

353 Now, here's a bottle of Ipecac if anybody drinks poison. Its right here, next to the juice glasses. -Fine.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

354 Maybe we should turn ourselves in. Perhaps after swinging, we could get off to a fresh start.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

355 I was with him till the very end. -Hmm! No wonder he passed away.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

356 I held him in my arms and kissed him. -Oh, I see. Then it was murder.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

357 Prettier than a tumor spreading into the cranial sac.

Quote from Clear and Present Danger

358 Be careful, do not touch him. He's dead. -He is alive. -That's worse.

Nausicaa in Ulysses (1954)

359 I've finally understood why they have sent me this pestilence. There was famine, there were too many mouths, so the gods made less mouths.

Christopher Plummer as Commodus in The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964)

360 He'd make book on his mother getting hit by a truck.

Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)