355 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 35

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

341 Stop talking about him as if he were dead. -Best thing for you if he was.

Jane Wyman as Helen St. James in The Lost Weekend (1945)

342 I'm so hungry, I could eat the waitress.

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

343 And the guy went out with a virgin for six months. And on their wedding night, when they got married, they wanted to consummate the marriage, the woman wouldn't let him. And in the morning, they found the guy dead in the bed next to her.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

344 Was Julius okay? -After being thrown out the window? Of course he wasn't okay. He lived, if that's what you mean.

Mara Wilson as Matilda Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

345 What's so safe about blowing people up?

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

346 Reassemble. -Huh? -Reassemble.- I can't reassemble him. You squashed him. He's dead.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

347 Someone made a tape of something dying or something.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

348 You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

349 Don't you see, Fife? They can't fall in love if they're dead.

Tim Curry as Maestro Forte in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

350 When Charlie knows he's got a nice box to be buried in, he's just as brave as hell.

Jim Hutton as Sgt. Petersen in The Green Berets (1968)