355 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 34

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

331 Were. You really think he's... past tense? -Well, it certainly seems possible. -Oh, it would be wonderful.

Herbert Lom as Inspector Charles Dreyfus in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

332 Slow down. I know the men in that ambulance. -I don't. I have no desire to.

Noel Neill as Lois Lane in Superman (1948)

333 I'd like to give you a break, preferably a leg or an arm.

Kirk Alyn as Clark Kent in Superman (1948)

334 What are you doing here? How did you get in? That's trespassing! -No, it's not. It's breaking and entering.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

335 You don't think that she...? -Let's put it this way. If they hung people for circumstantial evidence right now she'd be slowly twisting in the wind.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

336 Somebody has got a real morbid sense of humor. I wouldn't go that far. -Morbid? -Sense of humor.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight; Patricia McPherson as Bonnie Barstow in Knight Rider (1982)

337 Is anyone hurt? -Everyone is fine. -Yeah, but our musher hit his head and he didn't get up. -And he's not movin'.

Kevin Bacon as Balto in Balto (1995)

338 If you had enough money, you'd kill yourself in a month.

Howard Da Silva as Nat in The Lost Weekend (1945)

339 One day your guy gets wise to himself and gets back that gun. Or, if he's only got a buck then, he goes up to the Empire State Building, way up on top and then... Or he can do it for a nickel, in a subway under a train.

Howard Da Silva as Nat in The Lost Weekend (1945)

340 It's like the doctor was just telling me, Delirium is a disease of the night. Good night.

Ray Milland as Don Birnam in The Lost Weekend (1945)