418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 33

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321 We don't hate him. We just want to play with him. -Especially his head.

Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams; Jimmy Workman as Pugsley Addams in Addams Family Values

322 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Robert Duvall as Lt. Col. William "Bill" Kilgore; Lt. Col. William Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now

323 Cheer up. You can come to my hanging and I'll remember you in my will.

Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind (1939)

324 I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole.

Stephen Root as Milton Waddams in Office Space

325 One man said he wanted to decapitate me. Nobody else thought that to be too bad of an idea.

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

326 How much do you charge for assassinations?

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

327 From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwe, let every child laborer and sweatshop factory worker sing, Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Aladeen, I am oppressed at last!

Quote from The Dictator (2012)

328 What's his status? What's his status? -He's dead.

Tom Sizemore as Danny McKnight in Black Hawk Down

329 Waiter! Tell me, where's the morgue? Where do they keep the bodies?

Quote from Kung Fu Zombie

330 By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, he looked like lasagna with teeth. I'd know. I had to identify the remains.

Quote from Jennifer's Body