337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 33

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

321 What are you doing here? How did you get in? That's trespassing! -No, it's not. It's breaking and entering.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

322 You don't think that she...? -Let's put it this way. If they hung people for circumstantial evidence right now she'd be slowly twisting in the wind.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

323 Somebody has got a real morbid sense of humor. I wouldn't go that far. -Morbid? -Sense of humor.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight; Patricia McPherson as Bonnie Barstow in Knight Rider (1982)

324 Is anyone hurt? -Everyone is fine. -Yeah, but our musher hit his head and he didn't get up. -And he's not movin'.

Kevin Bacon as Balto in Balto (1995)

325 If you had enough money, you'd kill yourself in a month.

Howard Da Silva as Nat in The Lost Weekend (1945)

326 One day your guy gets wise to himself and gets back that gun. Or, if he's only got a buck then, he goes up to the Empire State Building, way up on top and then... Or he can do it for a nickel, in a subway under a train.

Howard Da Silva as Nat in The Lost Weekend (1945)

327 It's like the doctor was just telling me, Delirium is a disease of the night. Good night.

Ray Milland as Don Birnam in The Lost Weekend (1945)

328 Stop talking about him as if he were dead. -Best thing for you if he was.

Jane Wyman as Helen St. James in The Lost Weekend (1945)

329 Someone made a tape of something dying or something.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

330 You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 33

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