320 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 32

Updated: Dec 6, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

311 Somebody has got a real morbid sense of humor. I wouldn't go that far. -Morbid? -Sense of humor.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight; Patricia McPherson as Bonnie Barstow in Knight Rider (1982)

312 Is anyone hurt? -Everyone is fine. -Yeah, but our musher hit his head and he didn't get up. -And he's not movin'.

Kevin Bacon as Balto in Balto (1995)

313 Someone made a tape of something dying or something.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

314 You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

315 When Charlie knows he's got a nice box to be buried in, he's just as brave as hell.

Jim Hutton as Sgt. Petersen in The Green Berets (1968)

316 Well, how's the hanging, there? -Well, his neck didn't hardly stretch a foot.

Gary Cooper as Cole Harden in The Westerner (1940)

317 But the thought of her decapitated head actually upset me, so I decided not to do it.

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

318 Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing. And send in the infantry and cavalry.

Mel Gibson as William Wallace in Braveheart (1995)

319 This? This is the new coffin. I don't like to see anybody buried naked. I don't, I just don't.

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull in The Comedy of Terrors

320 Children! Cut that out. This is a hospital. -Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

320 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 32

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