418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 32Updated todayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 311 Don't you see, Fife? They can't fall in love if they're dead. Tim Curry as Maestro Forte in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas 312 While everybody else is opening up their presents, they're opening up their wrists. Phoebe Cates as Kate Beringer in Gremlins 313 The furnace. She'll be sizzled like a sausage. Quote from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 314 That red dress of yours fits me just perfect. -I'll bet someday you'll try on my coffin, and I hope it fits you just perfect. Jean Brooks as Kiki Walker in The Leopard Man (1943) 315 Oh, no. I must go to the cemetery. It's my birthday. Quote from The Leopard Man (1943) 316 We got ourselves a new courthouse. High time we had a hanging! Buford Mad Dog Tannen in Back to the Future Part III 317 I seen Claudia, too. -That's good, Will. That's good you saw Claudia, ain't it? -Her face was all covered with worms. Gene Hackman as Little Bill Daggett; Morgan Freeman as Ned Logan in Unforgiven 318 Heh, look at them, lieutenant. Everybody is a clown. How do you expect to win the war mit an army of clowns? -We sort of hope you'll laugh yourselves to death. Don Taylor as James Dunbar in Stalag 17 (1953) 319 It's completely elegant. It's bafflingly beautiful. And it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it the Ex-Wife. Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer in Iron Man 2 320 Qualifications? -Rape, murder, arson and rape. Quote from Blazing Saddles (1974) Page 32 of 42 << ◄ 31 32 33 ► >>