418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 31Updated todayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 301 Eating brains, how does that make you feel? -It makes the pain go away. Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985) 302 It happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around with those show-folk fags. Quote from Smokey and the Bandit (1977) 303 Love me... and leave me. That's the story of my life. But it won't happen again, see, since I bought a butcher's knife. Dashiki in Don't Be a Menace 304 I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue. Just kidding. Quote from Muppet Treasure Island 305 All right. Just don't take too long to die. Be a gent and convenience everybody, and do it soon. Harry Morgan as Marshal Thibido in The Shootist 306 If we move quickly and there are no survivors, then who can testify? Quote from Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection) 307 I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. -Who wouldn't? Harold Ramis as Egon Spengler; Bill Murray as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters II 308 Um... Oh! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies? Phyllis Smith as Sadness in Inside Out 309 They ain't dead, is they? -No, dead people don't snore. Or do they? Quote from Dumbo (1941) 310 And two, how exactly are you going to snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs? Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero Page 31 of 42 << ◄ 30 31 32 ► >>