337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 31

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

301 Only party I'll be smiling at is the one that sees you at the end of a rope.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part III

302 It's a Derringer, smithy. Small but effective. The last time I used it, fellow took two whole days to die. Bled to death inside. It was real, real painful.

Buford Mad Dog Tannen in Back to the Future Part III

303 It's-a my own chef's salad-a. The Mafia Machiavelli Special. I make-a it with poison ivy, toadstools and poison berries. Oh, it's-a good, no?

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

304 No, wait, wait! Don't kill yourself. -Who's gonna kill myself? I only said that because I didn't think anyone could hear me.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

305 Now, here's a bottle of Ipecac if anybody drinks poison. Its right here, next to the juice glasses. -Fine.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

306 Maybe we should turn ourselves in. Perhaps after swinging, we could get off to a fresh start.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

307 I was with him till the very end. -Hmm! No wonder he passed away.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

308 I held him in my arms and kissed him. -Oh, I see. Then it was murder.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

309 Prettier than a tumor spreading into the cranial sac.

Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger

310 Be careful, do not touch him. He's dead. -He is alive. -That's worse.

Nausicaa From The Odyssey in Ulysses (1954)

337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 31

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