418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 30

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291 How do you like your superhero? -Fried to a crackly crunch.

Michael Bell as Quackerjack; Dan Castellaneta as Megavolt in Darkwing Duck (1991)

292 Quick, LP, create a diversion. -How about dying from exhaustion? -That's too subtle.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck; Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

293 Burn him to fiery ash! And then arrest him.

Jim Cummings as Negaduck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

294 Never saw anyone diffuse a bomb that way before. -Fortunately, my body absorbed the force of the explosion.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck; Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

295 You don't need help, DW, you need an undertaker.

Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

296 Ye have to treat others with the respect and kindness that they deserve. -Perfect! Now mutilate him.

Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack; Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

297 Ogre? -Well, see you. Good luck. Have a nice life. Whatever's left of it.

Don Rickles as Cornwall in Quest for Camelot (1998)

298 I can understand having a funeral for an arm. I just don't know why she insists on calling him Stump. -Well, she say everybody else gonna be calling him that, so we might just as well be the first.

Mary-Louise Parker as Ruth Jamison; Cicely Tyson as Sipsey in Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)

299 Did you or your sister kill James Angelov? -Oh, yeah. Couple of times.

Aidan Quinn as Gary Hallet; Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998)

300 A crematorium? That's beautiful!

James Karen as Frank Johnson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)