355 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 30

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

291 What's his status? What's his status? -He's dead.

Tom Sizemore as Danny Mcknight in Black Hawk Down

292 Waiter! Tell me, where's the morgue? Where do they keep the bodies?

Quote from Kung Fu Zombie

293 By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, he looked like lasagna with teeth. I'd know. I had to identify the remains.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

294 The man who was buried in that grave is the only one who ever died of pneumonia in this cursed town!

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in A Fistful of Dollars

295 Yuck, you! How did you come into money? -An unexpected legacy. My uncle simo, the noted carthaginian elephant breeder, came to an untimely end.

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

296 Gallows humor. Without it, we'd all be losing our lunch.

Clint Eastwood as Chief Red Garnett in A Perfect World

297 Doctors. doctors are hot, right? OK. so, how about a panel quiz show called What's my disease?

Jonathan Winters as Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

298 Mr. Keeler's in peach preserves. Of course, he's very upset about his wife, but his business is so heavy right now that he just can't afford to neglect it for a moment. I guess it's seasonal.

Anjanette Comer as Aimée Thanatogenos in The Loved One (1965)

299 All massacred. -All of them? -Yes, in different parts of the world over the years by the regional savages there.

Anjanette Comer as Aimée Thanatogenos in The Loved One (1965)

300 No, I mean the big, worldwide epidemics. -But if I have to wait for a worldwide epidemic... -I've seen two. One in 1889 and the last one in 1918. -You did fairly well out of them? -Oh yes...

Robert Morley as Dr Knock in Dr Knock (1954)