291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 29

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

281 Were. You really think he's... past tense? -Well, it certainly seems possible. -Oh, it would be wonderful.

Herbert Lom as Inspector Charles Dreyfus in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

282 Slow down. I know the men in that ambulance. -I don't. I have no desire to.

Noel Neill as Lois Lane in Superman (1948)

283 I'd like to give you a break, preferably a leg or an arm.

Quote from Superman (1948)

284 Someone made a tape of something dying or something.

Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

285 You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

286 When Charlie knows he's got a nice box to be buried in, he's just as brave as hell.

Jim Hutton as Sgt. Petersen in The Green Berets (1968)

287 Well, how's the hanging, there? -Well, his neck didn't hardly stretch a foot.

Quote from The Westerner (1940)

288 But the thought of her decapitated head actually upset me, so I decided not to do it.

Quote from The Dictator (2012)

289 Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing. And send in the infantry and cavalry.

Quote from Braveheart (1995)

290 This? This is the new coffin. I don't like to see anybody buried naked. I don't, I just don't.

Quote from The Comedy of Terrors