401 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 29

Updated: May 26, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

281 And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, a wonderful boy. Nice boy. He's a good boy, I'll tell you. Now I know why tigers eat their young, you know.

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

282 I smell varmint poontang and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

283 There's a lot of, well, badness in the world today. I see it in court every day. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.

Ted Knight as Judge Elihu Smails in Caddyshack (1980)

284 I can see seven dead people.

Laura Linney as Karen Ross in Congo (1995)

285 Bomb in the president's car. -It was the president's car? -Yes. -Did they get him? -That's the bad news. No, they didn't.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly; Joe Pantoliano as Eddie Ventro in Congo (1995)

286 Scientist? I run a few guns. You sons of bitches ruined the world.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly in Congo (1995)

287 How do you like your superhero? -Fried to a crackly crunch.

Michael Bell as Quackerjack; Dan Castellaneta as Megavolt in Darkwing Duck (1991)

288 Quick, LP, create a diversion. -How about dying from exhaustion? -That's too subtle.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck; Terence McGovern as Launchpad Mcquack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

289 Burn him to fiery ash! And then arrest him.

Jim Cummings as Negaduck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

290 Never saw anyone diffuse a bomb that way before. -Fortunately, my body absorbed the force of the explosion.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck; Terence McGovern as Launchpad Mcquack in Darkwing Duck (1991)