418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 29

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281 Must be kinda fun to be dead, right? No pressure.

Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer in Iron Man 2

282 I'm sorry, buddy. Had to thin out the herd.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man in Iron Man 2

283 No one will be eating you, James. -Nah. She'll just puncture your head and suck out the brains. -That I am saving for you.

Richard Dreyfuss as Mr. Centipede; Susan Sarandon as Miss Spider in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

284 They'll see the Yank up there and come after us with a shovel. It happened to my brother. -How awful. -Split him right down the middle. Now I have two half-brothers.

David Thewlis as Mr. Earthworm in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

285 And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, a wonderful boy. Nice boy. He's a good boy, I'll tell you. Now I know why tigers eat their young, you know.

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

286 I smell varmint poontang and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

287 There's a lot of, well, badness in the world today. I see it in court every day. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.

Ted Knight as Judge Elihu Smails in Caddyshack (1980)

288 I can see seven dead people.

Laura Linney as Karen Ross in Congo (1995)

289 Bomb in the president's car. -It was the president's car? -Yes. -Did they get him? -That's the bad news. No, they didn't.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly; Joe Pantoliano as Eddie Ventro in Congo (1995)

290 Scientist? I run a few guns. You sons of bitches ruined the world.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly in Congo (1995)