355 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 29

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

281 The furnace. She'll be sizzled like a sausage.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

282 We got ourselves a new courthouse. High time we had a hanging!

Buford Mad Dog Tannen in Back to the Future Part III

283 Qualifications? -Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)

284 We don't hate him. We just want to play with him. -Especially his head.

Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams; Jimmy Workman as Pugsley Addams in Addams Family Values

285 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Robert Duvall as Lt. Col. William Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now

286 I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole.

Stephen Root as Milton Waddams in Office Space

287 That _! He ain't treating me right. I'm still riding a motorcycle, after all the people I've killed for him!

Ky-Mani Marley as Biggs in Shottas

288 One man said he wanted to decapitate me. Nobody else thought that to be too bad of an idea.

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

289 How much do you charge for assassinations?

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

290 From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwe, let every child laborer and sweatshop factory worker sing, Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Aladeen, I am oppressed at last!

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)