418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 28Updated todayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 271 We could make a series out of it. Suicide of the Week. Hell, why limit ourselves? Execution of the Week. William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976) 272 I love it. Suicides, assassinations, mad bombers, Mafia hit men, automobile smash-ups... The Death Hour. Great Sunday night show for the whole family. We'll wipe that _in' Disney right off the air. William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976) 273 Well, if there's anybody out there that can look around this demented slaughterhouse of a world we live in and tell me that man is a noble creature, believe me, that man is full of _. Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network (1976) 274 What if it goes and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that? -Nun soup? -Ben! Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Austin Pendleton as Dr. Howard Marner in Short Circuit (1986) 275 Sure killed many a brave man today. -It's funny. I was proud of 'em. Even while I was killin' 'em I was proud of 'em. Quote from The Alamo (1960) 276 Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard. This one small vessel has become a floating psycho ward. Quote from Muppet Treasure Island 277 They hand him a shovel, tell him where to dig. When he's dug deep enough, they tell him to put the shovel down, smoke a cigarette, and say his prayers. In another 5 minutes, he's being covered over with the earth he dug out. Bruce Bennett as James Cody in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 278 We don't have to shoot him, necessarily. We can push him off one of them rocks and claim it as an accident. Humphrey Bogart as Fred C. Dobbs in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 279 Sending him away is out of the question. Either we bump him off or make him a partner. Walter Huston as Howard in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 280 Where will you be watching the world consume me from? That's right. A prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap. Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man in Iron Man 2 Page 28 of 42 << ◄ 27 28 29 ► >>