291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 28

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

271 I held him in my arms and kissed him. -Oh, I see. Then it was murder.

Quote from Duck Soup (1933)

272 Prettier than a tumor spreading into the cranial sac.

Quote from Clear and Present Danger

273 Be careful, do not touch him. He's dead. -He is alive. -That's worse.

Nausicaa in Ulysses (1954)

274 I've finally understood why they have sent me this pestilence. There was famine, there were too many mouths, so the gods made less mouths.

Christopher Plummer as Commodus in The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964)

275 He'd make book on his mother getting hit by a truck.

Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

276 You see, I suffer from insomnia. -Did you ever try 40 sleeping pills?

Quote from Stalag 17 (1953)

277 What are those? -Little black flowers that grow in the sky.

Quote from The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

278 Why do we never see you? -I have all I need here. Drink and drugs and no friends. I've had too many friends.

Quote from The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

279 Why someone would murder a 23-year-old college professor was beyond me. Maybe he delivered just one too many lectures on the Boxer Rebellion.

Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989)

280 Put a bottle in his pocket and float him.

Malik Carter as Pinky in Black Belt Jones (1974)