309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 27

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

261 Gallows humor. Without it, we'd all be losing our lunch.

Clint Eastwood as Chief Red Garnett in A Perfect World

262 Doctors. doctors are hot, right? OK. so, how about a panel quiz show called What's my disease?

Jonathan Winters as Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

263 Mr. Keeler's in peach preserves. Of course, he's very upset about his wife, but his business is so heavy right now that he just can't afford to neglect it for a moment. I guess it's seasonal.

Anjanette Comer as Aimée Thanatogenos in The Loved One (1965)

264 All massacred. -All of them? -Yes, in different parts of the world over the years by the regional savages there.

Anjanette Comer as Aimée Thanatogenos in The Loved One (1965)

265 No, I mean the big, worldwide epidemics. -But if I have to wait for a worldwide epidemic... -I've seen two. One in 1889 and the last one in 1918. -You did fairly well out of them? -Oh yes...

Robert Morley as Dr Knock in Dr Knock (1954)

266 An accident. Knocked over by a car, here in front of the house. Have seen it myself. Killed at once, immediately. Already in hell, or in heaven.

Joseph Cotten as Holly Martins in The Third Man (1949)

267 Ever stretch out on a tombstone, Delores? Feel all that nice, cool marble along your body?

Sidney Poitier as Virgil Tibbs in In the Heat of the Night (1967)

268 Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck... That's the worst. I have this cousin... well, I had this cousin.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

269 I've got a few souvenirs for you, pictures of some people you killed. Little memories you can hang on to.

Humphrey Bogart as Dist. Atty. Martin Ferguson in The Enforcer (1951)

270 Well, everything's arranged. -What is? My execution?

Paul Frees as Antoine in Utopia (1951)

309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 27

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