418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 27

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261 He doesn't know what he's doing. A cigarette might fall from his mouth and he'll burn in his bed...

Jane Wyman as Helen St. James in The Lost Weekend (1945)

262 She went to the hospital. Ruptured appendix. Middle of last night. Went like that! It scared the life out of me. -Oh, that's terrible.

Doris Dowling as Gloria in The Lost Weekend (1945)

263 Why did they put me in the Alcoholic Ward? -Are you kiddin'? We took a peek at your blood. Straight applejack. Ninety-six proof.

Ray Milland as Don Birnam in The Lost Weekend (1945)

264 Listen, I can pick an alky with one eye shut. You're an alky... You'll come back. They all do. Him, for instance, shows up every month, just like the gas bill.

Quote from The Lost Weekend (1945)

265 See that guy over there? With him it's beetles. Come the night, he sees beetles crawling all over him. Has to be dark, though.

Quote from The Lost Weekend (1945)

266 Looks like I got me a new student. You know anything about fighting? Well, how do you handle pain? -What? -Oh, just kidding! How about blood?

Jim Belushi as Rocko The Rockhopper in The Pebble and the Penguin

267 He paid the help next to nothing. He drove them like sled dogs. - Wonderful man. -Wonderful! Now that he's gone, I carry on his work.

Geraldine Fitzgerald as Mrs. Kathleen Monahan in Easy Money (1983)

268 It was the most romantic moment of my life when he almost killed you.

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo in Easy Money (1983)

269 Boy, you got some nerve still being alive.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

270 I run out in the street, hail a cab, and I say to the cabbie: Take me to the middle of the George Washington Bridge. And the cabbie turns around and he says: Don't do it, buddy! You're a young man. You got your whole life ahead of you!

William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976)