418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 26

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251 So what if we make it to the rocks? We'll be dead in three days anyway. -Well, I wanna live for the three days.

Fred Ward as Earl; Kevin Bacon as Val in Tremors (1990)

252 Of course. We'll see that you have a ringside seat for the destruction of the planet Earth. -Thanks!

Quote from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

253 Shooting stopped. I guess we missed the robbery. -You can't have everything.

James Brolin as John Blane in Westworld (1973)

254 Jenna, let's go celebrate. I know where all the bones are buried.

Jim Cummings as Steele in Balto (1995)

255 I have six months left to live. -You're just trying to make me feel better.

Michael Rispoli as Joe Fusco Jr.; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

256 Any skeletons in the closet? -You mean to say Julia hasn't told you about Grandfather? -No.

Cary Grant as Johnny Case; Katharine Hepburn as Linda Seton in Holiday (1938)

257 Case, compared to the life I lead, the last man in a chain gang thoroughly enjoys himself.

Katharine Hepburn as Linda Seton in Holiday (1938)

258 You know, this reminds me a little of the palace of the Emperor Caligula. You remember Caligula, don't you, dear? -Oh, very well indeed. Whatever became of him?

Edward Everett Horton as Professor Nick Potter in Holiday (1938)

259 Where do you end up? -Where does everybody end up? You die. And that's all right too.

Lew Ayres as Ned; Katharine Hepburn as Linda Seton in Holiday (1938)

260 The leper is back. Hide your liquor.

Ray Milland as Don Birnam in The Lost Weekend (1945)