309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 25

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

241 The legend is wrong. It was only the wife that died.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

242 There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage! -I remember the little tykes all standing in the snow bank! -With their little frostbitten Teddy bears!

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

243 All right. Just don't take too long to die. Be a gent and convenience everybody, and do it soon.

Harry Morgan as Marshal Thibido in The Shootist

244 They ain't dead, is they? -No, dead people don't snore. Or do they?

Edward Brophy as Timothy Q. Mouse in Dumbo (1941)

245 The furnace. She'll be sizzled like a sausage.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

246 It happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around with those show-folk fags.

Burt Reynolds as Bandit in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

247 We got ourselves a new courthouse. High time we had a hanging!

Buford Mad Dog Tannen in Back to the Future Part III

248 Qualifications? -Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)

249 We don't hate him. We just want to play with him. -Especially his head.

Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams; Jimmy Workman as Pugsley Addams in Addams Family Values

250 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Robert Duvall as Lt. Col. William Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now

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