291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 25

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

241 From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwe, let every child laborer and sweatshop factory worker sing, Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Aladeen, I am oppressed at last!

Quote from The Dictator (2012)

242 What's his status? What's his status? -He's dead.

Tom Sizemore as Danny McKnight in Black Hawk Down

243 Waiter! Tell me, where's the morgue? Where do they keep the bodies?

Quote from Kung Fu Zombie

244 By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, he looked like lasagna with teeth. I'd know. I had to identify the remains.

Quote from Jennifer's Body

245 The man who was buried in that grave is the only one who ever died of pneumonia in this cursed town!

Quote from A Fistful of Dollars

246 Gallows humor. Without it, we'd all be losing our lunch.

Clint Eastwood as Chief Red Garnett in A Perfect World

247 Doctors. doctors are hot, right? OK. so, how about a panel quiz show called What's my disease?

Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

248 Mr. Keeler's in peach preserves. Of course, he's very upset about his wife, but his business is so heavy right now that he just can't afford to neglect it for a moment. I guess it's seasonal.

Anjanette Comer as Aimée Thanatogenos in The Loved One (1965)

249 All massacred. -All of them? -Yes, in different parts of the world over the years by the regional savages there.