337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 25

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

241 Enjoy the Horrorathon, Doctor. And don't forget to watch the big giveaway afterwards.

Dan O'Herlihy as Conal Cochran in Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

242 Heavens! I thought you were dead. -So I am, old man, as dead as a stymie.

Mervyn Johns as Walter Craig in Dead of Night (1945)

243 Oh, man! Live ones smell worse than the dead ones.

Kevin Bacon as Val in Tremors (1990)

244 So what if we make it to the rocks? We'll be dead in three days anyway. -Well, I wanna live for the three days.

Fred Ward as Earl; Kevin Bacon as Val in Tremors (1990)

245 Things could be worse, you know. -How? -How what? -How could they be worse? -They couldn't. I lied.

Jon Lovitz as Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

246 Of course. We'll see that you have a ringside seat for the destruction of the planet Earth. -Thanks!

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

247 Shooting stopped. I guess we missed the robbery. -You can't have everything.

James Brolin as John Blane in Westworld (1973)

248 Jenna, let's go celebrate. I know where all the bones are buried.

Jim Cummings as Steele in Balto (1995)

249 I have six months left to live. -You're just trying to make me feel better.

Michael Rispoli as Joe Fusco Jr. in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

250 They're gonna kill themselves. Wanna watch? -Yeah, all right.

Phil Daniels as Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run

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