418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 24Updated yesterdayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 231 Well, don't worry, brother, a war may clear the atmosphere. Quote from Helen of Troy (1956) 232 What rare things have you stored away there, Dorian? -Skeletons of inquisitive guests. -I suspected as much. Hurd Hatfield as Dorian Gray in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945) 233 She's a wonderful woman. When her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945) 234 The Lieutenant was still saying goodbyes as I walked into the morgue. Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) 235 But what if I did murder my husband? What would you think of me then? -I'd wait for you to get out of prison, baby. It's not like my social calendar is exactly packed. How long can a murder sentence be, 30, maybe 40 years? Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) 236 Hey, Odie, why don't you go play with something poisonous? Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984) 237 I've also heard killers can often be quite romantic and full of passion, emotion too. You believe that can be true? -Yes. Sometimes they can be romantic, but romance can come and go just like rain showers, but the urge for killing, that's always there. Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978) 238 Right, a killer is true to his trade. -And we're certainly that, or else we wouldn't have cut off one arm to improve our skill. Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978) 239 I have good news for you. -What? -I sold one. -Which one? -The woman. I got $100 for her. Quote from Love Affair (1939) 240 Patient is dead, Doctor. You wouldn't mind cleaning up the messy details, would you, Doctor? Robert Strauss as Roy Parker in 4D Man (1959) Page 24 of 42 << ◄ 23 24 25 ► >>