418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 23

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221 It's his birthday. He always shoots a sheriff on his birthday. He's already shot 34 sheriffs. -How old is he today? -35.

Quote from Snagglepuss (1961)

222 Stop! For the sake of show business. Stop and get shot!

Quote from Snagglepuss (1961)

223 Ist you all good little Nazis? -Jawohl. -Ist you all good little Adolfs? -Jawohl.

Quote from Stalag 17 (1953)

224 While in the Army, did you have any experience in procurement? -No. -Purchasing of supplies, materials? -I didn't do any of that. I just dropped bombs.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

225 What's that a picture of? -Bomb hits on Düsseldorf. Oh, that's my B-17.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry; Virginia Mayo as Marie Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

226 I'm underground? -Yes, dearie, three feet under. I dug it myself with my own two hands.

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina; Carol Channing as Ms. Fieldmouse in Thumbelina (1994)

227 He looks dead. -Dead? Dead, schmed! What difference does it make?

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

228 Do you know what that guy does to beetles? Do you have any idea what he does? He stuffs them. He stuffs them and he pins them on his walls.

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

229 Romeo and Juliet were very much in love when they were wed. They honored every vow, so where are they now? They're dead, dead, very, very dead.

Carol Channing as Ms. Fieldmouse in Thumbelina (1994)

230 You mean someone's dropping atomic bombs on us?

Aline Towne as Joan Gilbert in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)