291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 23

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

221 I've also heard killers can often be quite romantic and full of passion, emotion too. You believe that can be true? -Yes. Sometimes they can be romantic, but romance can come and go just like rain showers, but the urge for killing, that's always there.

Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978)

222 Right, a killer is true to his trade. -And we're certainly that, or else we wouldn't have cut off one arm to improve our skill.

Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978)

223 I have good news for you. -What? -I sold one. -Which one? -The woman. I got $100 for her.

Quote from Love Affair (1939)

224 Patient is dead, Doctor. You wouldn't mind cleaning up the messy details, would you, Doctor?

Robert Strauss as Roy Parker in 4D Man (1959)

225 B.B., I lost three of my best men in there. Now, I'm asking you as a favor. -_. You're asking me to be the fourth.

Jim Kelly as Black Belt Jones in Black Belt Jones (1974)

226 Attention: Anyone seeking a vital weakness of his or her enemy contact box 501.

Quote from Superman (1948)

227 Cook up something good, Lois. I'll go for it. -Anytime, Mr. Kent. Just name your poison.

Quote from Superman (1948)

228 There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage! -I remember the little tykes all standing in the snow bank! -With their little frostbitten Teddy bears!

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

229 All right. Just don't take too long to die. Be a gent and convenience everybody, and do it soon.

Harry Morgan as Marshal Thibido in The Shootist

230 They ain't dead, is they? -No, dead people don't snore. Or do they?

Quote from Dumbo (1941)