309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 22

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

211 What's that a picture of? -Bomb hits on Düsseldorf. Oh, that's my B-17.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry; Virginia Mayo as Marie Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

212 I'm underground? -Yes, dearie, three feet under. I dug it myself with my own two hands.

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

213 He looks dead. -Dead? Dead, schmed! What difference does it make?

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

214 Do you know what that guy does to beetles? Do you have any idea what he does? He stuffs them. He stuffs them and he pins them on his walls.

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

215 Romeo and Juliet were very much in love when they were wed. They honored every vow, so where are they now? They're dead, dead, very, very dead.

Carol Channing as Ms. Fieldmouse in Thumbelina (1994)

216 Have a rotten birthday! -Happy grouchness. -Yeah, get sick soon!

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

217 You mean someone's dropping atomic bombs on us?

Aline Towne as Joan Gilbert in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

218 Well, don't worry, brother, a war may clear the atmosphere.

Rossana Podestà as Helen Of Troy in Helen of Troy (1956)

219 What rare things have you stored away there, Dorian? -Skeletons of inquisitive guests. -I suspected as much.

Hurd Hatfield as Dorian Gray in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

220 She's a wonderful woman. When her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 22

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