355 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 22

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

211 Look, lepers! Lepers! Go away! Get away! Stay away! Go away!

Charlton Heston as Judah Ben-Hur in Ben-Hur (1959)

212 Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. -Good. I hate long waits.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Anthony Daniels as C 3po in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

213 In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over 1000 years.

Anthony Daniels as C 3po in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

214 There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. -You're going to die here, you know. Convenient.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

215 If I killed my nephew, would that be murder or charity?

Christopher Plummer as The Grand Duke Of Owls in Rock-a-Doodle

216 There's plenty of food to go around when the food is you. -Who, me? -Yes, you.

Glen Campbell as Chanticleer in Rock-a-Doodle

217 It's his birthday. He always shoots a sheriff on his birthday. He's already shot 34 sheriffs. -How old is he today? -35.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

218 Stop! For the sake of show business. Stop and get shot!

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

219 Mr. Management, what are you trying to do? Embalm us while we're still alive?

Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

220 Ist you all good little Nazis? -Jawohl. -Ist you all good little Adolfs? -Jawohl.

William Holden as J.J. Sefton in Stalag 17 (1953)