291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 22

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

211 Do you know what that guy does to beetles? Do you have any idea what he does? He stuffs them. He stuffs them and he pins them on his walls.

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

212 Romeo and Juliet were very much in love when they were wed. They honored every vow, so where are they now? They're dead, dead, very, very dead.

Carol Channing as Ms. Fieldmouse in Thumbelina (1994)

213 Have a rotten birthday! -Happy grouchness. -Yeah, get sick soon!

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

214 You mean someone's dropping atomic bombs on us?

Aline Towne as Joan Gilbert in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

215 Well, don't worry, brother, a war may clear the atmosphere.

Quote from Helen of Troy (1956)

216 What rare things have you stored away there, Dorian? -Skeletons of inquisitive guests. -I suspected as much.

Hurd Hatfield as Dorian Gray in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

217 She's a wonderful woman. When her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

218 The Lieutenant was still saying goodbyes as I walked into the morgue.

Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989)

219 But what if I did murder my husband? What would you think of me then? -I'd wait for you to get out of prison, baby. It's not like my social calendar is exactly packed. How long can a murder sentence be, 30, maybe 40 years?