418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 22

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211 But he should not be allowed to fight. -Why not? A good strong crack on the head might be most healing. Might even restore his memory.

Nausicaa in Ulysses (1954)

212 Well, Greek, you have taught me what wine is. Polyphemus shall reward you. In gratitude, I shall eat you last of all.

Polyphemus in Ulysses (1954)

213 How about some paint thinner? -No, that'll kill him. Anything else? -Hair tonic, forty percent alcohol. Fine.

Quote from The Big Combo (1955)

214 If they take you to police headquarters... shoot yourself in the head. It'll make everything a lot simpler. Now get out!

Richard Conte as Mr. Brown in The Big Combo (1955)

215 Look, lepers! Lepers! Go away! Get away! Stay away! Go away!

Quote from Ben-Hur (1959)

216 Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. -Good. I hate long waits.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Anthony Daniels as C-3PO in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

217 In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over 1000 years.

Anthony Daniels as C-3PO in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

218 There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. -You're going to die here, you know. Convenient.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

219 If I killed my nephew, would that be murder or charity?

Christopher Plummer as The Grand Duke of Owls in Rock-a-Doodle

220 There's plenty of food to go around when the food is you. -Who, me? -Yes, you.

Quote from Rock-a-Doodle