418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 21Updated yesterdayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 201 That's strange, you're a doctor, but you won't cure me! Instead you try to kill me. Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979) 202 Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven 203 I think you killed him, Ruby. -Maybe not. Sometimes older people take naps in the middle of the day. Quote from It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown 204 Said anything yet? -Yeah. We're innocent. -Till the DA offers them a deal. -He already has: Regular or extra crispy. He was either referring to fried chicken or the electric chair. Quote from Clear and Present Danger 205 But then as he was a monk and I was a girl, it wouldn't look good traveling together. So then he said I should go in the coffin. Quote from The Legendary Strike (1978) 206 Who ever said, getting there is half the fun should be drug out into the street and shot. Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise 207 We gotta get the money. Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money. Oh, no, you're my friend. I kill you for nothin'. Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929) 208 Are you sure your husband's dead? -Why, yes. -There seems to be a trace of uncertainty in that yes. You know, a yes like that was once responsible for me jumping out of a window. And I'm not the jumper I used to be. Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929) 209 That's why I have a coffin ready. So your body won't be eaten by dogs and left around. -You're too optimistic. Quote from The Deadly Breaking Sword (1979) 210 Tell me something. Is it also true that every time you kill someone, that your sword is shortened by about an inch? -You're quite correct. Quote from The Deadly Breaking Sword (1979) Page 21 of 42 << ◄ 20 21 22 ► >>