309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 21

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

201 Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. -Good. I hate long waits.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Anthony Daniels as C 3po in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

202 In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over 1000 years.

Anthony Daniels as C 3po in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

203 There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. -You're going to die here, you know. Convenient.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

204 If I killed my nephew, would that be murder or charity?

Christopher Plummer as The Grand Duke Of Owls in Rock-a-Doodle

205 There's plenty of food to go around when the food is you. -Who, me? -Yes, you.

Glen Campbell as Chanticleer in Rock-a-Doodle

206 It's his birthday. He always shoots a sheriff on his birthday. He's already shot 34 sheriffs. -How old is he today? -35.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

207 Stop! For the sake of show business. Stop and get shot!

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

208 Mr. Management, what are you trying to do? Embalm us while we're still alive?

Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

209 Ist you all good little Nazis? -Jawohl. -Ist you all good little Adolfs? -Jawohl.

William Holden as J.J. Sefton in Stalag 17 (1953)

210 While in the Army, did you have any experience in procurement? -No. -Purchasing of supplies, materials? -I didn't do any of that. I just dropped bombs.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

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