418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 20Updated yesterdayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 191 Heavens! I thought you were dead. -So I am, old man, as dead as a stymie. Quote from Dead of Night (1945) 192 She's a wonderful woman. When her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945) 193 Right, a killer is true to his trade. -And we're certainly that, or else we wouldn't have cut off one arm to improve our skill. Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978) 194 Hey, Odie, why don't you go play with something poisonous? Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984) 195 But what if I did murder my husband? What would you think of me then? -I'd wait for you to get out of prison, baby. It's not like my social calendar is exactly packed. How long can a murder sentence be, 30, maybe 40 years? Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) 196 Must be kinda fun to be dead, right? No pressure. Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer in Iron Man 2 197 I'm sorry, buddy. Had to thin out the herd. Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man in Iron Man 2 198 No one will be eating you, James. -Nah. She'll just puncture your head and suck out the brains. -That I am saving for you. Richard Dreyfuss as Mr. Centipede; Susan Sarandon as Miss Spider in James and the Giant Peach (1996) 199 The Lieutenant was still saying goodbyes as I walked into the morgue. Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) 200 Do you know what that guy does to beetles? Do you have any idea what he does? He stuffs them. He stuffs them and he pins them on his walls. Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994) Page 20 of 42 << ◄ 19 20 21 ► >>