355 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 20

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

191 Oh, sure, I can understand that, Judge, but come on, death for running a stop sign? -And for being a banker. That's the double death.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Dan Aykroyd as Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

192 Will you please scare me some more, sir? I sort of like it.

Hans Conried as The Grinch in Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977)

193 What kind of a monster is he? A ghoul? A demon? A spook or... -A human. -They're the worst kind! He must be done away with.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

194 Everyone must have had himself quite a time last night. There was nothing but a huge pile of leftovers in the dining room. -I wonder who it was.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

195 It's not moving. -Good. Let's bury it before it wakes up.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh; Jim Cummings as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

196 Chop me down? -Yep. Might be painful, but it could hurt a lot, too.

Gopher From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

197 That's strange, you're a doctor, but you won't cure me! Instead you try to kill me.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

198 Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven

199 I think you killed him, Ruby. -Maybe not. Sometimes older people take naps in the middle of the day.

Michael Catalano as Charlie Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

200 Said anything yet? -Yeah. We're innocent. -Till the DA offers them a deal. -He already has: Regular or extra crispy. He was either referring to fried chicken or the electric chair.

Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger