418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 19

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181 Looks like I got me a new student. You know anything about fighting? Well, how do you handle pain? -What? -Oh, just kidding! How about blood?

Jim Belushi as Rocko The Rockhopper in The Pebble and the Penguin

182 Boy, you got some nerve still being alive.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

183 See that guy over there? With him it's beetles. Come the night, he sees beetles crawling all over him. Has to be dark, though.

Quote from The Lost Weekend (1945)

184 Listen, I can pick an alky with one eye shut. You're an alky... You'll come back. They all do. Him, for instance, shows up every month, just like the gas bill.

Quote from The Lost Weekend (1945)

185 The leper is back. Hide your liquor.

Ray Milland as Don Birnam in The Lost Weekend (1945)

186 Case, compared to the life I lead, the last man in a chain gang thoroughly enjoys himself.

Katharine Hepburn as Linda Seton in Holiday (1938)

187 You know, this reminds me a little of the palace of the Emperor Caligula. You remember Caligula, don't you, dear? -Oh, very well indeed. Whatever became of him?

Edward Everett Horton as Professor Nick Potter in Holiday (1938)

188 Where do you end up? -Where does everybody end up? You die. And that's all right too.

Lew Ayres as Ned; Katharine Hepburn as Linda Seton in Holiday (1938)

189 Enjoy the Horrorathon, Doctor. And don't forget to watch the big giveaway afterwards.

Dan O'Herlihy as Conal Cochran in Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

190 He doesn't know what he's doing. A cigarette might fall from his mouth and he'll burn in his bed...

Jane Wyman as Helen St. James in The Lost Weekend (1945)