291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 19

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

181 Everyone must have had himself quite a time last night. There was nothing but a huge pile of leftovers in the dining room. -I wonder who it was.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

182 It's not moving. -Good. Let's bury it before it wakes up.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

183 Chop me down? -Yep. Might be painful, but it could hurt a lot, too.

Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

184 That's strange, you're a doctor, but you won't cure me! Instead you try to kill me.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

185 I think you killed him, Ruby. -Maybe not. Sometimes older people take naps in the middle of the day.

Quote from It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

186 Said anything yet? -Yeah. We're innocent. -Till the DA offers them a deal. -He already has: Regular or extra crispy. He was either referring to fried chicken or the electric chair.

Quote from Clear and Present Danger

187 But then as he was a monk and I was a girl, it wouldn't look good traveling together. So then he said I should go in the coffin.

Quote from The Legendary Strike (1978)

188 Who ever said, getting there is half the fun should be drug out into the street and shot.

Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

189 We gotta get the money. Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money. Oh, no, you're my friend. I kill you for nothin'.

Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

190 Are you sure your husband's dead? -Why, yes. -There seems to be a trace of uncertainty in that yes. You know, a yes like that was once responsible for me jumping out of a window. And I'm not the jumper I used to be.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)