337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 19

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

181 The kids? -Lost one yesterday. -Awful, eh? How did that happen? -Playing with matches. -Well, those are the breaks. -Yeah, I guess so.

Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

182 Oh, a cold, a puny cold! Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like pneumonoconiosis, or gall stones? -Well, maybe she could catch something like that.

Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

183 Oh, please don't die till I get back, will you ma? I'll take care of you. I'll always take care of you, I promise! -Yeah. -Bye.

Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

184 Oh, sure, I can understand that, Judge, but come on, death for running a stop sign? -And for being a banker. That's the double death.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Dan Aykroyd as Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

185 Will you please scare me some more, sir? I sort of like it.

Hans Conried as The Grinch in Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977)

186 What kind of a monster is he? A ghoul? A demon? A spook or... -A human. -They're the worst kind! He must be done away with.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

187 Everyone must have had himself quite a time last night. There was nothing but a huge pile of leftovers in the dining room. -I wonder who it was.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

188 It's not moving. -Good. Let's bury it before it wakes up.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh; Jim Cummings as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

189 Chop me down? -Yep. Might be painful, but it could hurt a lot, too.

Gopher From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

190 That's strange, you're a doctor, but you won't cure me! Instead you try to kill me.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

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