418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 18

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171 Shooting stopped. I guess we missed the robbery. -You can't have everything.

James Brolin as John Blane in Westworld (1973)

172 Jenna, let's go celebrate. I know where all the bones are buried.

Jim Cummings as Steele in Balto (1995)

173 I have six months left to live. -You're just trying to make me feel better.

Michael Rispoli as Joe Fusco Jr.; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

174 Well, if there's anybody out there that can look around this demented slaughterhouse of a world we live in and tell me that man is a noble creature, believe me, that man is full of _.

Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network (1976)

175 I love it. Suicides, assassinations, mad bombers, Mafia hit men, automobile smash-ups... The Death Hour. Great Sunday night show for the whole family. We'll wipe that _in' Disney right off the air.

William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976)

176 We could make a series out of it. Suicide of the Week. Hell, why limit ourselves? Execution of the Week.

William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976)

177 I run out in the street, hail a cab, and I say to the cabbie: Take me to the middle of the George Washington Bridge. And the cabbie turns around and he says: Don't do it, buddy! You're a young man. You got your whole life ahead of you!

William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976)

178 See that guy over there? With him it's beetles. Come the night, he sees beetles crawling all over him. Has to be dark, though.

Quote from The Lost Weekend (1945)

179 Boy, you got some nerve still being alive.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

180 Looks like I got me a new student. You know anything about fighting? Well, how do you handle pain? -What? -Oh, just kidding! How about blood?

Jim Belushi as Rocko The Rockhopper in The Pebble and the Penguin