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161 What's that a picture of? -Bomb hits on Düsseldorf. Oh, that's my B-17.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry; Virginia Mayo as Marie Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

162 I'm underground? -Yes, dearie, three feet under. I dug it myself with my own two hands.

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina; Carol Channing as Ms. Fieldmouse in Thumbelina (1994)

163 Well, if there's anybody out there that can look around this demented slaughterhouse of a world we live in and tell me that man is a noble creature, believe me, that man is full of _.

Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network (1976)

164 Shooting stopped. I guess we missed the robbery. -You can't have everything.

James Brolin as John Blane in Westworld (1973)

165 Jenna, let's go celebrate. I know where all the bones are buried.

Jim Cummings as Steele in Balto (1995)

166 I have six months left to live. -You're just trying to make me feel better.

Michael Rispoli as Joe Fusco Jr.; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

167 We could make a series out of it. Suicide of the Week. Hell, why limit ourselves? Execution of the Week.

William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976)

168 I run out in the street, hail a cab, and I say to the cabbie: Take me to the middle of the George Washington Bridge. And the cabbie turns around and he says: Don't do it, buddy! You're a young man. You got your whole life ahead of you!

William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976)

169 What if it goes and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that? -Nun soup? -Ben!

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Austin Pendleton as Dr. Howard Marner in Short Circuit (1986)

170 I love it. Suicides, assassinations, mad bombers, Mafia hit men, automobile smash-ups... The Death Hour. Great Sunday night show for the whole family. We'll wipe that _in' Disney right off the air.

William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976)