291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 17

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

161 First you find a little thread, little thread leads you to a string, and the string leads you to a rope, and from the rope you hang by the neck.

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

162 Okay. How much did they give you? I'll top it. -You can't top this. They said they'd let me breathe.

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

163 There are a couple of nice kids here with German accents. I think they'd like to make an appointment with you. By the way, one of them has a gun in my back.

Glenn Ford as Johnny Farrell in Gilda (1946)

164 Ha ha ha! What's up? Are you scared? Stay inside, you'll still die.

Quote from Shaolin Plot (1977)

165 Compared to me, I'm afraid Baron Frankenstein was a quack.

Herbert Lom as Charles Dreyfus in Curse of the Pink Panther

166 Have you tried that? -No. It looks like fun. -No, it looks like suicide.

Capucine as Lady Simone Litton in Curse of the Pink Panther

167 Must have got that shirt off a dead Chinese.

Quote from Back to the Future Part III

168 I don't dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand. -You'll learn. You'll learn.

Mary Steenburgen as Clara Clayton in Back to the Future Part III

169 What about Monday? We doing anything Monday? -No, Monday would be fine. You can kill him on Monday.

Buford Mad Dog Tannen in Back to the Future Part III

170 Excuse me, I just need to take your measurements. -Oh, look, pal, I don't want to buy a suit. -No, this is for your coffin.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part III