309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

161 Say, the flies here are terrible. -You pick out the ones you don't like and I'll kill them for you.

Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

162 Say, Lou, how about giving me another chance when I get out? -When do you get out? -15 years. -That's a date.

Gilbert Roland as Sergei Stanieff; Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

163 First you find a little thread, little thread leads you to a string, and the string leads you to a rope, and from the rope you hang by the neck.

Ralph Meeker as Mike Hammer in Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

164 Okay. How much did they give you? I'll top it. -You can't top this. They said they'd let me breathe.

Ralph Meeker as Mike Hammer in Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

165 There are a couple of nice kids here with German accents. I think they'd like to make an appointment with you. By the way, one of them has a gun in my back.

Glenn Ford as Johnny Farrell in Gilda (1946)

166 Ha ha ha! What's up? Are you scared? Stay inside, you'll still die.

Quote from Shaolin Plot (1977)

167 Compared to me, I'm afraid Baron Frankenstein was a quack.

Herbert Lom as Charles Dreyfus in Curse of the Pink Panther

168 Have you tried that? -No. It looks like fun. -No, it looks like suicide.

Capucine as Lady Simone Litton in Curse of the Pink Panther

169 Must have got that shirt off a dead Chinese.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part III

170 I don't dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand. -You'll learn. You'll learn.

Mary Steenburgen as Clara Clayton in Back to the Future Part III

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