337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

151 Must get lonely here. -No. I have many friends, but they don't bother me with talk.

Dennis O’Keefe in The Leopard Man (1943)

152 Can I ask you a question? -What? -How can we all have died at the same time? -The salmon mousse.

John Cleese; Michael Palin in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

153 See the crows? They never tasted prince before.

Brendan Gleeson as Menelaus in Troy

154 But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. -Not if you count the gurgling sound.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas; Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

155 And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?

Wallace Shawn as Mr. Wendell Hall in Clueless (1995)

156 I'm going to kill you. -I know. If I don't kill you first.

Joan Crawford as Vienna; Mercedes McCambridge as Emma Small in Johnny Guitar (1954)

157 I wish the wolves had eaten you. Then maybe I could have found a real husband!

Jada Pinkett as Toki in Princess Mononoke

158 We are here to kill the humans and save the forest.

Billy Crudup as Ashitaka in Princess Mononoke

159 When you're going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.

Billy Bob Thornton as Jigo in Princess Mononoke

160 She's dead. She must have fallen from the balcony. -I will not hear unhappy things tonight. Go away!

Anne Baxter as Nefretiri in The Ten Commandments (1956)

337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

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