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151 How about some paint thinner? -No, that'll kill him. Anything else? -Hair tonic, forty percent alcohol. Fine.

Quote from The Big Combo (1955)

152 Well, Greek, you have taught me what wine is. Polyphemus shall reward you. In gratitude, I shall eat you last of all.

Polyphemus in Ulysses (1954)

153 But he should not be allowed to fight. -Why not? A good strong crack on the head might be most healing. Might even restore his memory.

Nausicaa in Ulysses (1954)

154 Scientist? I run a few guns. You sons of bitches ruined the world.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly in Congo (1995)

155 How do you like your superhero? -Fried to a crackly crunch.

Michael Bell as Quackerjack; Dan Castellaneta as Megavolt in Darkwing Duck (1991)

156 Are you sure your husband's dead? -Why, yes. -There seems to be a trace of uncertainty in that yes. You know, a yes like that was once responsible for me jumping out of a window. And I'm not the jumper I used to be.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

157 Never saw anyone diffuse a bomb that way before. -Fortunately, my body absorbed the force of the explosion.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck; Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

158 Burn him to fiery ash! And then arrest him.

Jim Cummings as Negaduck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

159 We gotta get the money. Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money. Oh, no, you're my friend. I kill you for nothin'.

Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

160 Bomb in the president's car. -It was the president's car? -Yes. -Did they get him? -That's the bad news. No, they didn't.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly; Joe Pantoliano as Eddie Ventro in Congo (1995)