309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

151 And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?

Wallace Shawn as Mr. Wendell Hall in Clueless (1995)

152 I'm going to kill you. -I know. If I don't kill you first.

Joan Crawford as Vienna; Mercedes McCambridge as Emma Small in Johnny Guitar (1954)

153 I wish the wolves had eaten you. Then maybe I could have found a real husband!

Jada Pinkett as Toki in Princess Mononoke

154 We are here to kill the humans and save the forest.

Billy Crudup as Ashitaka in Princess Mononoke

155 When you're going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.

Billy Bob Thornton as Jigo in Princess Mononoke

156 She's dead. She must have fallen from the balcony. -I will not hear unhappy things tonight. Go away!

Anne Baxter as Nefretiri in The Ten Commandments (1956)

157 You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

158 You know what probation is? -Yeah, sure. A knife sticking in your back.

Lizabeth Scott as Antonia "Toni" Marachek; Van Heflin as Sam Masterson in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

159 Sounds just like a poem. If it rhymed, it would rhyme with murder.

Kirk Douglas as Walter O'Neil in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

160 I don't want to die. I must look awful.

Gloria Grahame as Debby Marsh in The Big Heat (1953)

309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

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