418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 15

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141 Ogre? -Well, see you. Good luck. Have a nice life. Whatever's left of it.

Don Rickles as Cornwall in Quest for Camelot (1998)

142 That's strange, you're a doctor, but you won't cure me! Instead you try to kill me.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

143 Ye have to treat others with the respect and kindness that they deserve. -Perfect! Now mutilate him.

Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack; Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

144 Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven

145 I think you killed him, Ruby. -Maybe not. Sometimes older people take naps in the middle of the day.

Quote from It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

146 Said anything yet? -Yeah. We're innocent. -Till the DA offers them a deal. -He already has: Regular or extra crispy. He was either referring to fried chicken or the electric chair.

Quote from Clear and Present Danger

147 You don't need help, DW, you need an undertaker.

Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

148 But then as he was a monk and I was a girl, it wouldn't look good traveling together. So then he said I should go in the coffin.

Quote from The Legendary Strike (1978)

149 Scientist? I run a few guns. You sons of bitches ruined the world.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly in Congo (1995)

150 But he should not be allowed to fight. -Why not? A good strong crack on the head might be most healing. Might even restore his memory.

Nausicaa in Ulysses (1954)