291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 15

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

141 He says, 'Hey, little girl. You know what the coolest spot in town is? And I said, No, Sam, I guess I don't. And he said, 'A cemetery, that's where. Know why? Cause they got all them big, cool tombstones'.

Quote from In the Heat of the Night (1967)

142 Look in her purse. -What's that mean? -She's got $100 to pay for an abortion.

Sidney Poitier as Virgil Tibbs in In the Heat of the Night (1967)

143 Okay, put the corpses on the sofa. Ladies first.

Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard in Clue (1985)

144 Pilate? What's he want to see me for? -I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

145 Must get lonely here. -No. I have many friends, but they don't bother me with talk.

Dennis O’Keefe as Jerry Manning in The Leopard Man (1943)

146 Can I ask you a question? -What? -How can we all have died at the same time? -The salmon mousse.

Quote from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

147 See the crows? They never tasted prince before.

Brendan Gleeson as Menelaus in Troy

148 But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. -Not if you count the gurgling sound.

Quote from Dumb and Dumber

149 And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?

Wallace Shawn as Mr. Wendell Hall in Clueless (1995)

150 I'm going to kill you. -I know. If I don't kill you first.

Quote from Johnny Guitar (1954)