418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 14

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131 Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. -Good. I hate long waits.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Anthony Daniels as C-3PO in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

132 Look, lepers! Lepers! Go away! Get away! Stay away! Go away!

Quote from Ben-Hur (1959)

133 There's a lot of, well, badness in the world today. I see it in court every day. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.

Ted Knight as Judge Elihu Smails in Caddyshack (1980)

134 I can see seven dead people.

Laura Linney as Karen Ross in Congo (1995)

135 Said anything yet? -Yeah. We're innocent. -Till the DA offers them a deal. -He already has: Regular or extra crispy. He was either referring to fried chicken or the electric chair.

Quote from Clear and Present Danger

136 Ye have to treat others with the respect and kindness that they deserve. -Perfect! Now mutilate him.

Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack; Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

137 Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven

138 I think you killed him, Ruby. -Maybe not. Sometimes older people take naps in the middle of the day.

Quote from It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

139 That's strange, you're a doctor, but you won't cure me! Instead you try to kill me.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

140 You don't need help, DW, you need an undertaker.

Terence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack in Darkwing Duck (1991)