418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 13Updated todayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 121 Welcome to our home. There's a belfry, a swamp, and a dungeon down below. Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values 122 Say, Lou, how about giving me another chance when I get out? -When do you get out? -15 years. -That's a date. Gilbert Roland as Sergei Stanieff; Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933) 123 I'll give you just six hours to make a full confession. After that, I shall use surgery to obtain one. Quote from Planet of the Apes (1968) 124 But your aim on that second shot wasn't too good, baby. So there's just one thing that's stoppin' us: the bullet hole in my belly. Humphrey Bogart as Ben in Love's Lovely Counterfeit 125 We are here to kill the humans and save the forest. Quote from Princess Mononoke 126 Yes, he's come back. Oh. Well, he's come back, but one of his fingers is missing. -Oh, I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarrassing. -That's what I'm afraid of. Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming! 127 And now 'tis here... You'll lie. Here... Pickled in formaldehyde and... Painted like a whore... Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965) 128 Look, don't call him a hero to me. I was there, right? Well, he fell off a bar stool and broke his neck. That's how it really happened. Quote from The Loved One (1965) 129 You know, you could have been killed! It was probably criminal negligence or manslaughter or something. You could have sued somebody. Me probably! Well, not you, 'cause you'd have been dead. But your lawyers could have. Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952) 130 I'm prepared to offer you embalming by the most scientific methods, a bronze coffin guaranteed good for a century regardless of the climatic, or geological conditions. John Carradine as Beckum in The Shootist Page 13 of 42 << ◄ 12 13 14 ► >>