309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 Well, you're all A-rabs to me, the blacks, the Jews, those blue tree-hugging queers in A-vatar.

John C. Reilly in The Dictator (2012)

112 You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

113 When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you, that is love.

Jason Mantzoukas as Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

114 I knew you were up to something, though I confess I hadn't thought of necrophilia.

Timothy Dalton as Prince Barin in Flash Gordon (1980)

115 Having servants who are deaf and mute at least ensures I live a little longer.

Derek Jacobi as Senator Gracchus in Gladiator (2000)

116 Somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.

T Bird From The Crow in The Crow (1994)

117 I'll bury him for you. For by the most coincidental of vicissitudes, madam, I happen to be the owner and director of a local funeral parlour.

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull in The Comedy of Terrors

118 It's a little better in the dark. -What is, decapitation?

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull; Peter Lorre as Felix Gillie in The Comedy of Terrors

119 Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Harry Tasker in True Lies

120 How do you stop a dog from barking in July? -Countersign, Shoot them in June.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

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