418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 11Updated todayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 101 They're gonna kill themselves. Wanna watch? -Yeah, all right. Phil Daniels as Fetcher; Timothy Spall as Nick; Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run 102 Remember that bastard who tried to molest you? I was angry, and I killed him. Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984) 103 Care for a muffin? -No. -I baked them for the folks at the shelter. Didn't occur to me they couldn't eat them. No heads! Quote from Halloweentown 104 I don't eat cats. It's too much fur. Billy Joel as Dodger in Oliver & Company (1988) 105 The legend is wrong. It was only the wife that died. Quote from Hotel Transylvania 106 An Ode to Spring. How do you Spell massacre? -Uh. M-A-S-S-A-C-R-E. A...C... -R-E. Thank you. Margot Kidder as Lois Lane in Superman (1978) 107 Things could be worse, you know. -How? -How what? -How could they be worse? -They couldn't. I lied. Jon Lovitz as Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987) 108 Well, I'd love to stay and watch the fun, but I have to go and establish my alibi. Arrivederci. Anthony Quinn as Tony Vivaldi in Last Action Hero 109 However, look, we can offer you a special new service, whereby the remains are placed inside a rocket, and fired into space. Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965) 110 So, what kind of agony do you have in store for me? Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Page 11 of 42 << ◄ 10 11 12 ► >>