309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 You send that many, don't forget one thing. -What? -A good supply of body-bags!

Richard Crenna as Colonel Samuel "Sam" Trautman in Rambo 1 - First Blood

102 You know what they say about people who commit suicide? In the afterlife, they become civil servants.

Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

103 Welcome to our home. There's a belfry, a swamp, and a dungeon down below.

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

104 Oh, I just adore little babies. I just want to grab them and squeeze them till there's not a breath left in their tiny little bodies.

Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values

105 Really, I just can't tell... Does he like me at all? -Of course he does. He vomited.

Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky; Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams in Addams Family Values

106 Do you remember our honeymoon? -That glorious cruise. -No quarrels. -No cares. -No survivors.

Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams; Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

107 My name's Fester. It means to rot.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

108 I'll give you just six hours to make a full confession. After that, I shall use surgery to obtain one.

Charlton Heston as George Taylor in Planet of the Apes (1968)

109 I was making jokes, you know, like, hey, I didn't know they had food in Ethiopia. This'll be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave.

Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...

110 Um... Oh! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies?

Phyllis Smith as Sadness in Inside Out

309 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

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