355 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 They're gonna kill themselves. Wanna watch? -Yeah, all right.

Phil Daniels as Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run

102 The legend is wrong. It was only the wife that died.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

103 There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage! -I remember the little tykes all standing in the snow bank! -With their little frostbitten Teddy bears!

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

104 Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

105 While everybody else is opening up their presents, they're opening up their wrists.

Phoebe Cates as Kate Beringer in Gremlins

106 My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain.

Vincent Price as Professor Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective

107 It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

108 This guy here is dead. Cross him off, then.

Tom Berenger as Taylor in Major League (1989)

109 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say let them crash.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

110 I was never happy as a child. Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? To me, it was a living hell.

Robert Stack as Capt. Rex Kramer in Airplane (1980)