291 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 8

Last updated on: September 11, 2025

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 Heh, look at them, lieutenant. Everybody is a clown. How do you expect to win the war mit an army of clowns? -We sort of hope you'll laugh yourselves to death.

Don Taylor as James Dunbar in Stalag 17 (1953)

72 Let's get out of this stinking weather before we're statistics.

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

73 You didn't leave the girl down in the cave long enough.

Quote from The Rescuers (1977)

74 Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets. Yeah. Like me. I don't react well to bullets.

Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan in The Hunt for Red October

75 But Satan rules the universe. I made a pact with him.

Vincent Price as Prince Prospero in The Masque of the Red Death

76 Yeah, it's a pretty nice place. Better than a lot of graveyards I've hung out in.

Quote from Halloweentown

77 Mary had a little lamb... BUT I ATE IT!

Quote from Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

78 He was my father my entire life. We were friends. I loved him. And now he's dead... except for his hair and nails, dead.

Steve Oedekerk as The Chosen One and most of the original cast's voices in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

79 If we move quickly and there are no survivors, then who can testify?

Quote from Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

80 I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. -Who wouldn't?

Quote from Ghostbusters II