418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 7

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61 We're standing in a room with a dead guy!

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo The Rat in Muppet Treasure Island

62 I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

63 As there are many people of delicate sensibilities, with a natural reluctance to expose their loved ones to anything savoring of immodesty, I've been considering the advantages of training a female embalmer.

Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

64 Suppose we did win. What would you do with it? -What? With What? -The money. -Maybe I'd buy some good rat poison.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty; Michael Sarrazin as Robert Syverton in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

65 Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?

Orson Welles as Harry Lime in The Third Man (1949)

66 If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.

Claudia Cardinale as Princess Dala in The Pink Panther (1963)

67 Suppose it doesn't like having its picture taken? -Well, now you know why I brought along those cases of gas bombs.

Robert Armstrong as Carl Denham in King Kong (1933)

68 He's a lawyer, too? -Ma'am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.

Chris Rock as Mooseblood in Bee Movie

69 You should come around here on Halloween. You'd really see something then. -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, we all jump off the roof and fly. We kill our husbands too.

Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998)

70 What's wrong? -Well, it just feels so weird. -You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead? -Yeah, that, and my pants are filled with starfish.

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo The Rat; The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island