355 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 Oh, what angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?

John Goodman as Layton T. Montgomery in Bee Movie

52 He's a lawyer, too? -Ma'am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.

Chris Rock as Mooseblood in Bee Movie

53 Did you hear the one about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist bill? Her soul got repossessed.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

54 Oh, well, we can't have everything. I should be happy that I still have my sickness.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

55 Right now, I think I'll take a coffin break.

Alan Swift as Count Dracula in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

56 Suppose it doesn't like having its picture taken? -Well, now you know why I brought along those cases of gas bombs.

Robert Armstrong as Carl Denham in King Kong (1933)

57 I cannot kill my friend. Kill my friend.

Ben Kingsley as Cosmo in Sneakers (1992)

58 There, there. Your father will understand you blowing him up.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

59 Then the big, mean giant gobbled up the whole village, and lived happily ever after. The end.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

60 Goodbye. Have a wonderful trip. Ha ha ha ha! You vicious vermin.

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh