206 Movie Quotes about Dating (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

Memorable quotes about dating, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 We call him the juggler. I've never really known a man like him. He can keep 10 girls in the air at once and make each one happy.

Meri Welles in The Pink Panther (1963)

62 Do you have any boyfriends? -Not really. -Are they crazy?

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

63 I know this is our first date, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me? -Well, I haven't made love to him yet. -That's too bad.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

64 I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

65 Say, Lou, how about giving me another chance when I get out? -When do you get out? -15 years. -That's a date.

Gilbert Roland as Sergei Stanieff; Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

66 I'm a fast-moving girl that likes them slow. Got no use for fancy driving, wanna see a guy arriving a little low.

Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

67 Well, Francesca, I've got to tell you something. I can't keep on dating you in jungles.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

68 I thought I'd buy you dinner after. -I am not going out with you. -This isn't a date, dummy. This is a scientific exploration, a tutorial. I need you... to explain it to me.

Robert Redford as Martin Bishop in Sneakers (1992)

69 We'll call you a cab. -Thank you. This is my last computer date.

Mary McDonnell as Liz Ogilvy; Ben Kingsley as Cosmo in Sneakers (1992)

70 The young lady with the Uzi, is she single?

River Phoenix as Carl in Sneakers (1992)

206 Movie Quotes about Dating (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

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